Night of the Living Dead Upsell

I’ve noticed a disturbing trend recently. It’s upsetting, uncomfortable and down right uncalled for. Yes, that’s right – the awkward upsell.

Recently, at both London Drugs and the Great Canadian Superstore, I was put in an uncomfortable position. Let’s look at the London Drugs scenario…

I’m behind a lady who is asked by the cashier if she found everything she was looking for (little late to ask that if she’s ready to pay now) and if she’s interested in chocolate coins or lip balm, their “special feature” today (FYI – “special feature” doesn’t mean it’s on sale, it usually just means they have too many of something and want to get rid of it. Applies to restaurants too). The cashier recited her script and sounded like she was saying it because management told her to.

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I see you have only groceries. Would you like some lip balm?

I’m up next. I have laundry detergent, some scrub brushes and paper towels (I’m a clean guy). Without missing a beat, the cashier goes into her messaging, “everything found OK? Want some chocolate and lip stuff?” Did she look at what I bought? Obviously not.

What do you think the impression I had leaving the store? Do you think I left that store thinking, “Wow, thank goodness she highlighted those chocolate coins. Obviously with all my cleaning supplies, I had a hankering for some sweet cocoa?” Not so much. Just a feeling of sadness for the cashier for being forced to mime that crap.

I’m a fan of the upsell. Obviously, I named my blog after it. But the ultimate upsell is good customer service, not a script you tell everyone so no one feels special.

How it should go – “Doing some cleaning? Did you notice we have window cleaner on special until tomorrow?”  It’s relatable to what I’m already buying. It doesn’t seem out of place. It’s conversational and engaging, not forced.

People want to talk to and buy from people, not zombies droning on with pre-rehearsed babble they have to tell everyone…especially when customers have heard it twice already from the two interactions ahead of them.

Treat a person like a person, not a number with an opportunity for a sale.

Oh, and no lip balm. Thanks.

 Night of the Living Dead Upsell

RW & Co.: You Mean People Actually Talk to Each Other?

I recently purchased a fall jacket for myself (Yes, I’m a shopper) but the problem was they only had one colour…not the one I really wanted but not bad. What’s a boy to do? Well the salesperson at RW & Co. suggested I purchase the coat, have a think on it, and exchange for the other colour at a store closer to my home. One problem, by the time I was ready to return it, the tags had been taken off (might have been me).

THE ORDER:
I went into my local store where I was greeted by Laura. Unfortunately, I didn’t have the coat with me, I was just in the area. But, I explained to her that I had the coat, not worn, no tags, and a receipt. She said it wouldn’t be a problem and offered to hold the coat until the following night (Friday) so I could come back and exchange. I wasn’t able to get back to the store until Sunday…. Did I miss my chance?

Apparently, not to worry. The coat was still on hold. Laura, noticing I wouldn’t be back in time, had left a message for her co-workers regarding my situation so I could still get it. When I had mentioned it to the new clerk, about to go into great detail because I thought I was starting from scratch, I didn’t have to. They were already in the loop.  With my shnazzier looking new coat, I walked out of the store in about 5 minutes.

THE SERVICE:
Communication. We think we’re good at it but when it comes down to it, most of us suck. So when staff demonstrate some skill and take the time to relay a message that is explained so well  that I have to barely open my mouth, it stands out.

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communicate, it doesn’t matter how you do it

They didn’t have to accept my coat – it didn’t have the tags on it and they only had my word that I hadn’t worn it. So it was a bit of trust in their customers as well. Isn’t that novel.

But after a warm greeting, non-judgemental or suspicious interaction, holding the coat longer than originally planned and communicating to co-workers in case I came in when she wasn’t there…shows great employee empowerment and customer service on the part of Laura and RW & Co.

I’ll make sure I exchange my next coat there too.


THE CONCLUSION:

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Service Rating System:

Friend Zone - I just don’t like you in “that way.”
Booty Call - If I don’t have anything else better going on, I’ll stop by.
2nd Date – I’ll give you a second chance.
Going steady – This could be the beginning of something major.

 RW & Co.: You Mean People Actually Talk to Each Other?

Best Buy: A Comedy or a Tragedy?

I don’t want to pick on Best Buy. I really don’t. I like their products and the services they provide are usually what I’m looking for…it’s the customer service that stumps me. Or at least the 3 of my last four visits have been ripe for writing about. The first two are here and here. Here comes the third.

THE ORDER
I went out to the local Best Buy because I knew they carried my target: HD Flip Video Cameras. I was prepared to buy, with a little direction from a member of the floor staff on which model worked best for me. I knew they ranged from $249 to $169 and I was set to spend the higher amount because I want the best of the brand. I knew what I wanted, where it was in the store and the steps that were necessary to get it in my hot little hands – talk, point, pay, leave. You wouldn’t think that would be tough would you?

THE SERVICE
Once in the department, I pointed to the most expensive of the three Flip Video models. I should point out, one was for $169, one for $179 and one for $249. The descriptions of the products (the tags Best Buy writes of each model’s details) seemed all exactly the same. The one question I had: why is the more expensive one so much more?

Here’s the exchange between myself and Best Buy staff:

1st try:
Staff: Well, the $179 model films in 720i while the $249 films in 720p. A significant difference in HD quality. Hence why the camera is more.
Me: But your description for the $179 model says it shoots in 720p. So no difference.

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Buyer be happy? Confused maybe.

2nd try:
Staff: The $249 has built in software while the less expensive model makes you pay for the same software online. (What?! So the camera is useless when I walk out the store until I spend MORE money?)
Me: But on your description, it says the less expensive model has built in software too. Again, no difference.

3rd try:
Staff: It’s $70 more expensive because it’s smaller and made of metal.
Me: That’s stupid.  (FINALLY the truth…which was, by the way, printed incorrectly on their tags with the size dimensions actually being bigger for the more expensive one. A typo yes…but at this point, an insult to injury).

I asked another staff member the same question and he immediately started in, “well one shoots in 720i…” Arrrrgghh. At least he sticks to the script.

How am I supposed to make the right buying choice when I’m given the wrong information? The only explanation from the three staff members I dealt with (one a manager) was, “that’s what I was told.” Ouch.

BEST BUY Conclusion:

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Service Rating System:

Friend Zone - I just don’t like you in “that way.”
Booty Call - If I don’t have anything else better going on, I’ll stop by.
2nd Date – I’ll give you a second chance.
Going steady – This could be the beginning of something major.

 Best Buy: A Comedy or a Tragedy?

The Brick: Given Space to Breathe…and to Buy

It’s that time again…moving. Hate, don’t enjoy it, not my thing. But as better opportunities come up, so do new places to live. Friends of mine bought a beautiful character home and offered their main floor as a new residency. Sadly, their home is a hell of a lot nicer than my furniture so I took the opportunity to do the “grown up” thing and spend money.

THE ORDER:
I haven’t bought a lot of new couches. I usually go the futon or second-hand approach (hey, I was a radio guy and a student…both pay crap) but this time, I was going to do it right. I went to The Brick, a Canadian company with outlets all over the country. The minute we walked in, a staff member named Domingo welcomed us and let us know he’d be around if we had any questions. We walked to and fro, and back to to, until we settled on a tan couch and a bookshelf. Domingo suddenly appeared again, back to his office we went and the deal was done. I’m a step closer to respectable.

THE SERVICE:
From the moment we walked in to the store, to the moment we walked out, great service. We got there a little early in the morning so the store seemed to have more staff than furniture…but we weren’t pounced on. We were immediately acknowledged, got a bit of information (there was a sale) and a little humour. Soon, we were left alone to wander and discuss on our own.

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What The Brick doesn't sell. Misleading?

Some stores, when the staff aren’t busy, fill the time by hovering. It comes off:
A) like the staff aren’t communicating to each other that customers have been spoken to, and
B) as intrusive on the shopping experience. Not the case here at all.

We walked around for 45 minutes (time we needed) without ever feeling like we couldn’t get help right away. When we were ready…BAM! Hello, Domingo.

We had a few problems including the fact we didn’t need the furniture for a month and the store’s sale was only on for that day. Quickly I learned the store will hold and deliver when I need my purchase and about putting 10% down to retain the sale (which I’m not penalized for if I change my mind). Domingo didn’t sell, he solved. As soon as I had a concern, he had a solution. Now I have a couch.

THE CONCLUSION:

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Service Rating System:

Friend Zone - I just don’t like you in “that way.”
Booty Call - If I don’t have anything else better going on, I’ll stop by.
2nd Date – I’ll give you a second chance.
Going steady – This could be the beginning of something major.

 The Brick: Given Space to Breathe...and to Buy

Chapters Bookstore: Friends with Benefits…by that I Mean Good Service

There aren’t as many book stores as you’d think. With the dominance of Amazon, eBay and other online book divas, the need for actual places to visit seems to have diminished. But there really is something to be said for speaking with an actual person, surrounded by actual books, getting actual service (“actual” quota covered). With the few choices I had, I tried out Chapters in Langley.

THE ORDER:
I’m sharpening a few of my social media skills (I’m a helper with such things) so I thought I’d pick up a book recommended to me: Darren Barefoot and Julie Szabo’s

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Trees hate it here.

Friends with Benefits: A Social Media Marketing Handbook. Having already checked online that Chapters had it at the Langley location, I made my way there. Within a few minutes of walking into the store, a sales associate helped me find my book. I must have been there 10 minutes…including waiting in the cashier line.

THE SERVICE:
I had barely taken 10 steps inside the store when a sales associate, in one of those sexy yet understated blue vests, approached me. A smile, eye contact, and a “find everything you’re looking for?” and I was hooked. I hadn’t even begun my perusing when I decided to take advantage of this offer.

She led me to one of their computer kiosks, the ones where you finger point/press you’re way to the book you’re looking for. When the staff member clicked on the book I wanted, another “friends with benefits” came up.  Yeah, not so much about social media. We tried twice and instead of getting frustrated, she made a sincere (and actually funny) joke before we tried another computer. Sure enough, it worked and told us where to find the product.

She didn’t leave it there. She made a point of taking me to the section and pulled the book for me. She didn’t try to push anything else on me (which I appreciated) and she made sure to let me know she was available for any other requests. Nope, I was pretty happy as is.

I didn’t want to browse or buy anything beyond my chosen book. I ended up having to do nothing but allow a Chapters employee to do their job. And do it well.

THE CONCLUSION:
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Going steady – This could be the beginning of something major.
We’ve gone out before and I can’t say there was much of an impression. This time, when I decided to pay attention, you brought your A-game. So, what are you doing Saturday?

Service Rating System:

Friend Zone – I just don’t like you in “that way.”
Booty Call – If I don’t have anything else better going on, I’ll stop by.
2nd Date – I’ll give you a second chance.
Going steady – This could be the beginning of something major.

 Chapters Bookstore: Friends with Benefits...by that I Mean Good Service

“Lathered Up” QUALITY CHECK from Rocky Mountain Soap Company

I asked Rocky Mountain Soap Company, a retail store in the Mayfair Mall in Victoria B.C., about their idea of customer service and how to turn bad to good.

1) In one or two sentences, define good customer service according to Rocky Mountain Soap?
Great customer service is all about adding value to the customer’s day – over and above the benefits of the product that they have bought or might buy in the future.  At Rocky Mountain Soap, customer service means listening to the customer, identifying their needs (not ours) and providing them with a solution or sometimes even just an answer to a question – this is the essence.  People can buy soap or bath and body products anywhere.  What we do is to try to show the customer the benefits of using out products – and so if we can educate the customer about an ingredient, product usage, potential concerns, like allergies, then we have done more than just sold them a product and it is perhaps more likely that they will come back.  

rockymtn 150x150 Lathered Up QUALITY CHECK from Rocky Mountain Soap Company 2) From a retail perspective, what’s one of your customer service pet peeves?
While we strive to impart product knowledge to our customers, it can be frustrating if they are not listening.  Listening is a two way street.  If we explain that we don’t use an emulsifier in a product and that it must be shaken before use, this is for the customer’s benefit.  We have a no questions asked return policy on all our products, but when a customer returns a product because they didn’t perhaps listen carefully to us, we feel bad, not for the lost sale, but for the lost opportunity for the customer to experience a great product.  That being said, it is incumbent upon us, as product advisors to get the messaging right.  At Rocky Mountain Soap, we honestly are not into sales pitches – and so perhaps, when guests hear stuff like product usage, they are misunderstanding that it is a sales pitch.  On this front, we can do better.

3) Can you provide an example of how you turned a bad experience into a good one through customer service?
A customer came in and complained that a soap that she was using caused her to break out into a rash.  We asked her a few questions and realised that she had eczema and had inadvertently bought soap with strong essential oils, instead of our pumpkin patch soap that is designed for sensitive skin – which happens to look similar to the citrus based soap that she had picked up instead.  We refunded her money, gave her two bars of the pumpkin patch, explained “our” mistake and apologised.  She came in angry, expecting to have to argue to get a refund.  She left with a refund, the proper soap and a huge smile on her face.  She is still a customer today.


The UpSOLD! (courtesy of
@britt_morrow)
I ordered something online from Victoria’s Secret and waited about a month for it to arrive. I called them in a bit of a panic because I was leaving for Europe for a year in a week and still hadn’t received my item – turns out it got lost in the mail. They were very polite over the phone and sent me a replacement at no charge via express mail which arrived the next day.

I have had other experiences with them too to varying extents, all of which they have been nothing but polite and accommodating.


THE TIP:

Solve Don’t Sell.

It seems so simple but so few businesses seem to get it. Solve my problem, don’t sell me a service. From my own experience and 1065245 handshake 150x150 Lathered Up QUALITY CHECK from Rocky Mountain Soap Companyfrom becoming more attuned to the ups and downs of customer service since I started writing this blog, it has just become more apparent. The best service and relationships are built from pulling (the problem from the customer), not pushing (the product or service).

Pulling, not pushing.
Think of it like you’re about to walk in front of a bus. What would you rather happen?

Solve Don’t Sell.

 Lathered Up QUALITY CHECK from Rocky Mountain Soap Company